Ingredients
2 bottles of Two Buck Chuck
Gluten-free noodles of your choice
1 cup (half a can) Trader Joe's coconut cream
1/2 cup Trader Joe'chevre
1 cup Better than Bullion vegetarian (prepared)
1 tbsp to 1/4 instant mashed potatoes (to add thickness)
1 tbsp to 1/4 cup sherry
freshly grated nutmeg
fresh rosemary
fresh ground pepper
Directions
Open Two Buck Chuck.
Drink wine while you boil the noodles to your favorite texture. Check election results.
Pour another glass of wine and use your white board to keep track of the electoral college votes. Check noodles. Add New York, New Hampshire, Vermont, and Delaware to the Blue column.
Drain noodles, check polls. Return noodles to pot. Add the South to the Red column. Take valium.
Add in coconut cream, chevre and bullion. Pour another glass of wine. Check pot to see if you added chevre. Check polls. Check pot to make sure you added the coconut cream.
Go outside and clip the fresh rosemary off the rosemary plant. Stand outside until the spins go away.
Come back inside and check polls. Add in nutmeg, rosemary and pepper... Open another bottle of Two Buck Chuck. Pour a glass and stir the noodles.
Serves 6.
