Sunday, June 12, 2016

More fun with morels!

At the risk of adding a double dollop of pretention to an already pretentious activity (I mean a GenXer blog about food? Raaaaalllly, darling? How utterly outré!) ... I'll have to confess that I became fascinated with the omelette in Paris. I know, right?  But seriously, it's true.  

I went on a student trip, one of those "If it's Tuesday, we're probably at Bordeaux" things.  There was a little bit of a flair to it, Mesdames Grade and Sprout invited only second year students who had studied both French and Art for two years. Maybe the German students were invited also? Can't remember...

I do remember the trip was incredibly structured. 

We had meetings with family leading up to the trip. We each were assigned a research topic (I had Chateau Royal de Blois ... and something gothic, maybe the Notre-Dame de Reims? Then we were expected to present our research to the assembled families and also act as tour guide for our fellow students when we were at our specific tourist destinations. 

We were expected to speak French all day, but could speak English at night in the pension.

We expected to dress like modest French kids, no jeans or shorts. Girls wore skirts or dresses, boys wore slacks. We dressed for dinner.

We stayed in family pensions, generally owned by someone connected to Madame Grade's family in some way, or at least that's what my tiny adolescent brain understood. The hotels were small and somewhat spartan.  Breakfasts were usually communal and fabulous.  Lovely crispy bread and fresh butter or homemade jam.  Cafe au lait or chocolat. 

I remember Blois, Chambord, Versailles,  a Roman tower and gelato in Italy, miles of vineyards, cemeteries, the tunnel at Mont Blanc, Swiss cows and those astonishing mountains. Paris, in my memory, is a blur of museums, churches, markets, and coffee on the Boulevard Saint-Germain on La Rive Gauche where my favorite artists and writers hung out and smoked gauloises a long time ago.

We were in Paris for the better part of a week.  We ate breakfast together and then we set loose in pairs or groups (never alone!) to wander and soak it all in. I think a couple days we ate together, group picnics in the park. Maybe at the Jardin des Tuileries?

As I write this, I am taken aback at how times have changed. How would this trip be structured today. We were 12 and 13 year olds. Maybe our dress requirements let us fly under the radar? 

We had an allowance of 21 francs a day*.   My friends and I scrimped for a couple days, smuggling out bread and butter from breakfast to eat for lunch,  in order to raise enough stake to go to Maxim's. We each had enough to buy a cup of coffee and a small bowl of potage (which came with a slice of bread). A small price, we thought, for a pass to sit in the place where so much history had happened. 

So omelettes? Right, omelettes...


At one of the open markets, there was an old lady making omelettes and crepes to order.  I watched her for at least an hour, just amazed (and amazed in that open-mouthed kind of way) at how fast she was turning them out. She talked to me in between customers, patiently answering my questions... I remember her saying that the pan and the fire do the work for you, so you should have a good pan and a hot fire. So there you go... 

My second lesson in omelettes came years and years later, when I watched my brother make omelettes at one of our Sunday get-togethers.  He said he had the opportunity to work with a chef, who took the time to walk him through all the steps and then made him do it over and over. 

So you want to do good omelettes? Get a good pan. Seriously. Either a really well seasoned cast iron shallow sided pan... or one of these newfangled no stick miracle pans. Now practice, mix up some eggs. Get your pan hot (add oil or butter if needed) pour the beaten eggs into the pan, swirl around. Pay attention. Practice flipping the eggs. Practice practice practice.

Ingredients for filling for two two-egg omelettes

Handful of morels and/or any other mushroom, chopped
4 inches of leeks, sliced fine
2 slices of ham, small cubes
A couple stalks of asparagus, chopped into bite-sized lengths
A medallion of chevre (about 1 ounce) 
Dollop of sour cream or crème fraîche (optional)
A pat or two of butter
Salt, pepper, and thyme 
1/4 - 1/2 cup of white wine

Sauté mushrooms, ham, and leek in butter. Add spices to taste.  When leeks are translucent and asparagus stalks are soft, add chevre and reduce heat to medium-low. Stir well to soften cheese and mix well with sauteed vegetables. Remove mushroom mix and set pan aside.

Sauce

Now, look at the bottom of your pan, see all those bits and stuck on stuff? That's "sucs" aka "the Good Stuff".  

Sucs form from the deposit of browned sugars, carbohydrates, and/or proteins that form on the bottom of the pan, along with any rendered fat. To turn the sucs into a basic gravy, you just need a solvent. For this recipe, you'll use white wine. When your pan is hot, pour a little white wine into your pan, and scrape the bottom of the pan with a wooden spoon or spatula.  This is deglazing. Your goal is to get all those little pieces and caramelized goodness up and mixed in with the wine to make a delicious, thin, sauce which is called fond.

Omelettes



Four eggs, well beaten
Salt, pepper

In your favorite pan, pour half the egg mixture and cook.  

Putting it together... 

After the omelette flip, wait a few seconds and then plate the omelette. Scoop out half the sauteed mushroom and cheese mixture onto the omelette. Fold over and add a dollop of sour cream and pour half the fond over the egg and sour cream.  We like this with sour dough bread, but really any bread would do ... or none at all, if you roll that way.

* historical exchange rate info tells me this is about 3.50 dollars.  Wow.

Friday, June 10, 2016

Morel Risotto


Morchella, the true morel, is a genus of edible mushrooms closely related to anatomically simpler cup fungi in the order Pezizales.

Morel hunting is a big deal here in the Pacific Northwest. According to my favorite forester, the morel is pyrophilic, which means it grows really well in forests which have been recently burned by a forest fire.

Morels have a lovely flavor, often described as nutty. And they love butter as much as I do.  Since they respond fairly well to long slow cooking times, I thought I'd sub in morels this season in my favorite rice dish ... risotto. This is a long cooking experience... go full Julia Child as you cook this, pour yourself a glass of wine, line up a jazzy playlist and stir and stir... 



Ingredients

1.5 cups of arborio rice
Handful of morels (or other mushroom) 
One large, sweet onion, chopped and caramelized
One leek, finely sliced
Veggie broth
Lemon
Butter
Olive oil

Caramelize your onion in butter and olive oil. Do not be fooled, this takes a loooooong time.  But so does risotto. You can either start these processes simultaneously or do the onion ahead of time. I like caramelized onion as a condiment or in small doses in other dishes, so I make it ahead of time and just add whatever's left into the risotto.  Here's a good guide with some recipes attached. Just go slow.  Sip your wine. 
 
The rice... risotto is arborio rice cooked very slowly.  The end product is a lovely, creamy mixture that will remind you (slightly) of rice pudding. Here's my favorite guide to cooking risotto, though I have never been able to beat a 45 minute cooking time. This may be why I don't have my own restaurant!  I also don't ever add the cheese, I think the rice is creamy enough without it.  But again, why not add cheese if you can tolerate it. Parmesan or any hard cheese is good. And so is cheve!

If you're using the recipe linked above, your soffrito is sauteed morels and leeks, with caramelized onions stirred in. I used zero spices, because I figured the broth had enough salt to make the morel and leek flavor pop... and I really wanted to taste the mushrooms... but go crazy with the spices if you're feeling it! 

I add a squirt of lemon at the end, to add some brightness to the flavor.

Serve with roasted asparagus and a side of weird slaw.






Cat's Ch-ch-chia Seed Pudding

She's adorable and all the things you could only hope a sibling manages to bring home to join the family, but my sister-in-law really solidified her place in my heart by teaching me this super simple recipe.  

Add ingredients into a canning jar and slide in the fridge, next day... PUDDING


Ingredients

9 parts Chocolate Almond Milk (or coconut cream or anything really) 
1 part chia seeds

Any spice.  We've tried both plain almond milk and coconut cream with nutmeg, cinnamon, vanilla. 

If you use sweetened milk substitute, it's super yummy, but you can't control the sweetness. If you use unsweetened any of your favorite sweeteners work. I really like honey. 

Homemade Vegan Mayonnaise



Ingredients:
  • 1 tablespoon apple cider vinegar
  • 1/2 teaspoon ground mustard
  • 1/2 teaspoon salt
  • 3 tablespoons liquid from a can of chickpeas or white beans (at room temperature)
  • 3/4-1 cup neutral tasting oil ("Peanut Butter and Vegan" recipe calls for grapeseed; "Whole30" uses olive oil)

Directions:

Combine vinegar, ground mustard, salt, and chickpea liquid in a canning jar with an immersion blender. No immersion blender, use a small steep-sided bowl and a handheld mixer.  Mix for just a second, just combining ingredients. 

While the blender is runner, slowly drizzle in the oil 1/4 cup at a time. The mixture will start to become very thick. Once the mixture is nice and thick (i.e. it doesn’t run/pour off the immersion blender when lifted out of the mixture), stop adding the oil. 

Transfer mayo to a jar if you went the bowl route, just cover if you mixed in your canning jar. Store in the fridge. The mayo will thicken up upon refrigeration. 

Use in place of mayonnaise in any recipe.

Makes about 3/4-1 cup

Mayonnaise Recipes 
 Peanut Butter & Vegan 
 Whole30